Season 1, Episode 1, "Pilot"
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Sheldon: You're in my bedroom. 
I don't know which arctic expedition you were on, but I had a hoot and a half
Well, actually, insects are a...
Best shirt Ever!
That's your last chance!
What a noob.
Human Companionship!
Wow, you really are a Genius
Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty... Epic!
I made tea
We skirmish to the death.
One Ring to rule them all
Sarcasm
Well, now, did you also have a dog? 
Why Sheldon Cooper is better than everyone.