Season 1, Episode 16, "The Peanut Reaction"
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You were given powerful pain medication and a muscle relaxer, so, uh, don't operate heavy machinery.
BAZINGA
Hey, you want to hear an interesting thing about tomatoes?
I made tea
Leonard has a lady over
Well, now, did you also have a dog? 
Epic!
The Bat Jar Conjecture
I could be Batman!
Well, why don't you just tell people you're one of the seven dwarves.
Human Companionship!
Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur...
Hypothetical Carnal Relationships
I'm not Insane, My mother had me tested!
Let it Geek